

I’m just going to do the basic rundown, most of this comes from Jezebel’s Tabloid Round-Up, OK! Magazine and Radar: There are a ton of other stories about Jesse, most of which are coming out in bits and pieces from this week’s tabloids. But who wants to see JJ’s wang these days? I already know way too much about his sex life, I don’t want to see the Hitler Stick. To me, the Jon Gosselin offer kind of makes more sense, just because that’s the true “circus freak” stuff (because he’s hung like a 10 year old or whatever). It looks like this is a case where bigger really is better! ” Nardicio told Life & Style at the time. “His star is extinguishing, and he’s not very. The magazine recently extended an offer to Jon Gosselin to pose nude as well - but for only $20,000. Playgirl is already shooting Make Me a Supermodel star Ronnie Kroell for the June issue. It would be a whole circus-themed shoot, complete with tattooed women and sword swallowers!” Nardicio tells Life & Style. “We’d want him to pose in a Coney Island freak show setting. Now Playgirl magazine wants to see the proof! Playgirl spokesman Daniel Nardicio tells Life & Style exclusively that the magazine has extended an offer of $500,000 to Jesse’s team if Jesse agrees to pose nude for Playgirl. Jesse James was recently dubbed the “Vanilla Gorilla” by his mistress Michelle “Bombshell” McGee because of the supposed size of his package. Because that’s just he, and we, need, right? Because seeing some JJ supremacist wang will make everybody feel better? Life & Style is reporting that Playgirl is offering Jesse James $500,000 just to get a peek at his Vanilla Gorilla. Sadly, John Matuszak died of AIDS at the age of 38.It just keeps getting worse. In his case, acting "took," and Matuszak became a successful film and TV performer after his 1982 retirement from professional sports, playing character roles in fantasy films like Ice Pirates (1984) and Goonies (1986) and making regular appearances on the TV series Hollywood Beat and First and Ten. Like many of his calling, Matuszak decided to try the movies, beginning with a good part in the football-oriented North Dallas Forty (1979). Actually, that's an understatement: as Houston's number one pick in the 1973 NFL draft, as a wildly unpredictable defensive lineman for the Raiders, and as a veteran of two Super Bowls, Matuszak was a FOOTBALL PLAYER. During his first professional "life," Wisconsin-born John Matuszak was a football player. “John Matuszak is dead from early steroid use. Hard-driving athlete who lived life in the fast lane. Competed in the 1978 World's Strongest Man Competition weighing 308 lbs. Autobiography: "Cruisin' With The Tooz."Former defensive end for the Los Angeles Raiders. Profile: Birth name John Daniel Matuszak Nickname Tooz Height 6' 8" (2.03 m) Trivia Ex-football player turned actor. PG December 1982 – Athlete (Photography by Jacky Winter)
